Don’t Talk to Me Until I’ve Aligned My Chakras & Had Caffeine — Hoodie
Black / S
$59.00
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Some boundaries are spiritual. Some are chemical.
This minimalist hoodie features the phrase “Don’t talk to me until I’ve aligned my chakras & had caffeine.”—a dry, self-aware take on mindfulness, morning routines, and knowing your limits.
Designed with clean typography and a restrained layout, this hoodie is comfortable, calm, and quietly funny. Perfect for early mornings, travel days, coffee runs, or any moment when silence is part of the practice.
Soft, wearable, and intentionally understated.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Don’t Talk to Me Until I’ve Aligned My Chakras & Had Caffeine — Hoodie
$59.00
This minimalist hoodie features the phrase “Don’t talk to me until I’ve aligned my chakras & had caffeine.”—a dry, self-aware take on mindfulness, morning routines, and knowing your limits.
Designed with clean typography and a restrained layout, this hoodie is comfortable, calm, and quietly funny. Perfect for early mornings, travel days, coffee runs, or any moment when silence is part of the practice.
Soft, wearable, and intentionally understated.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!